Post by Fircoal on Nov 17, 2006 20:02:49 GMT -5
Part 1: Where Are We?
Pikachu and friends were just getting of a plane that was filled with famous people and heroes. After a pummeling of Barney the Dinosaur everyone was tried.
Bulbasaur: That was some beating.
Negachu: Yah! We knocked him into Kingdom Come.
Cyndaquil: I think we are in Kingdom Come.
Clueless Man: We are?
Pikachu: No we’re not
Totodile: Yes we are.
Posachu: No we’re not because Pikachu is right.
Treecko: No Totodile is right.
Pizza: We’re in Dry Dry Desert.
Everyone starts fighting while Electree and Togepi start walking to a Wingull. Electree shocks it and Togepi tries to eat it.
Wingull: What’s your problem (beep)
Electree: Nothing.
Togepi stared walking off a cliff.
Pikachu: Togepi!
Wingull: Don’t look at me (beep)
Charmander/Charizard: Oh it’s on.
Wingull: Any time any place (beep) (beep)
Pikachu: Let’s make it a team (beep)
Charmander: Pikachu!
Posachu: Stop swearing.
Pizza: WE don’t (beepin) have two.
Narrator: Oops wrong two.
Posachu: BUT you should-
Wingull: Just start the (beepin) battle.
The Battle w as incredible Wingull used Fly first but Charmander/Charizard used Fire Blast with a hit. Pikachu followed up with Thunder. Wingull used Hydro Pump on Charmander/Charizard, but he quickly switched out with Treecko. Then Pikachu and friends attacked. Wingull fell down the cliff.
Delibird: Oh.
Trex: Two down, 1 billion to go.
Trix kids: Trix are for kids.
Cyndaquil: What the (beep) is going on.
Clueless Man: I don’t know.
Pikachu: Togepi fell down the cliff. WE have to save him, so let’s go.
Pikachu and friends set off but oddly, Trex came too. It took 5 hours to get to the canyon, and down there; there was a Peliper, Togepi, 3 wingulls and the really rude wingull that luckily was unhealed.
Wingull: Joe Peliper it’s the punks who (beeped) me up. They’re (beep).
Pikachu used Thunder quickly and knocked him out. Togepi rolled into a ball to avoid the Thunder but he rolled down into a field. They followed Togepi until they saw a Granbull.
Granbull: I have revive and I’m not afraid to use it.
Treecko: On me.
Torchic: No on me.
Bulbasaur: Oh me me.
Squirtle: me me.
Granbull: No on that Wingull.
Everyone but Togepi and Granbull: Nooooooo!
Granbull: O.K.
Granbull sprayed Wingull to revive him.
Wingull: Thanks Granbull. MY name is Rudebeep.
Posachu: It figures.
Rudebeep: It’s those (beep)
Rudebeep and Granbull go into a hidden hole and take out a very old jeep. They take Cyndaquil and put him in a cage. They lock the cage. Then they put the cage in the jeep and drove off.
Pikachu: Cyndaquil!
Just then Butterfree with his child and wife came.
Butterfree: We were supposed to meet at the lamppost.
Pikachu: Oh well just get u sour hotel. We have some business to do.
Butterfree: Who’s coming.
Torchic and Bulbasaur: Us.
Butterfree: Bayleef’s there too.
Treecko and Electree: We’re going to Canyon Waters O.K.
Pikachu: O.K.
Posachu, Negachu, and Totodile: We’re going to explore O.K.
Pikachu: O.K. Squirtle and Charmander are going with me.
Squirtle: No. I’m going to Joe’s shop.
Pikachu: Charmander: Yes. I’m with you.
So Charmander and Pikachu set off on a long journey on a long road with out water.
Pikachu: Water
Charmander: We’ll get some.
Pikachu: Water
A voice: Did some body say Water
Charmander: Who said that.
Echo: That
Charmander: What
Echo: What
The Voice: What
Pikachu: What
Echo: What
Pikachu: What in the world is going on.
Echo: Going on.
The Voice: Water
Pikachu: Water
Echo: Water
Charmander: Stop it or else I’ll need water
Echo: Water
The Voice: No please stop I beg of you.
Echo: You
Pikachu: But Why
So What: So What
Echo: What
The Voice: Who are you guys
So What: Who
Trex: Finally
Echo: Finally
But Why: But Why
Echo: Why
Charmander: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Pikachu: Pikachu
Charmander: Water
Echo: Water
Pikachu: Water
But Why: Water
Trex: Water
So What: Water
The Voice: Water
Totodile: Water
Posachu: Water
Negachu: Water
Charmander: Everyone come out now.
Just then the figures of the other thing saw each other, and were confused. Also Posachu, Negachu, and Totodile weren’t there.
The Voice: Hi I’m Water Whayt.
Them all the other introduced them selves to each other but Trex and Echo. Pikachu and Charmander said what they were doing.
Water W: Granbull’s evil lair is just 5 more miles from this spot exactly.
Pikachu and Charmander fall.
So What: Lucky for you I have a car.
So So What drove all of them accept Trex to Granbull’s evil hang out.
So before I show what happens to Pikachu and Charmander. Let’s see what happen to the others. Let’s start with Cyndaquil.
As the jeep rolled on, suddenly it stopped.
Granbull: Oh no we’re in the Illusion Zone, still how will we get out of this twisted place.
Rudebeep: So is Cyndaquil a boy or girl? Let’s ask it.
Granbull: No need. I saw. It’s a boy.
Cyndaquil: Cut this may be real life but can I please have some clothes.
Narrator: Fine
The Narrator throws Cyndaquil a pink dress.
Cyndaquil: Where were we. Oh yeah. Ewe Gross.
Granbull: What can I say. (Blushing)
Rudebeep: Let’s go down to the Canyon Waters because it is downhill from here.
Granbull: But it’s watery.
Rudebeep: We need to make an escape or that ugly Pikachu will find us.
Granbull: O.K. I guess.
So they pushed the car down the hill.
Down at Canyon Waters. Treecko and Electree were having a fun time, until a group of bullies came.
Joe, the leader: Put all of your money into my bag.
Treecko: I’m cooler than you are so you shouldn’t tell me what to do.
Jim: I think you’re not.
Treecko: Just do what you should do to the cool.
Jim: I think I know what that is.
Just then Jim, Joe, and the other guy spanked Treecko until he cried like a little baby. Then a figure of someone appeared.
Jim: Is it Jim2.
Joe: It’s a kid.
The kid: My name is Timmy Turner.
Jim: Who?
Timmy: Timmy Turner from the fairly odd parents on Nickelodeon.
All but Timmy: Never heard of you.
Timmy: What? You haven’t heard of me?
All but Timmy: Yep
Just then a jeep comes speeding down a hill and Rudebeep and Granbull get out of it.
Cyndaquil: It’s Timmy Turner. Timmy how are you and you’re fairly odd parents doing?
Timmy: Good oh and do you know you’re wearing a dress.
Rudebeep: Enough. Let’s battle.
Cyndaquil: Cut. Narrator I’m going to kill you.
Narrator: Oh no.
Cyndaquil blasted the Narrator with Fire Blast, Then Flame-thrower. The Narrator started to throw Harry Potter books at Cyndaquil and they were hard covered too.
Harry Potter: Hey my books aren’t that bad.
Cyndaquil paused to talk to Harry.
Cyndaquil: “Yes, they are and they have too many pages.
Harry: How many is too many?
Cyndaquil: 1
Cyndaquil defeated the narrator and kicked him into Kingdom Come. Then he started to beat up Granbull but Granbull blocked the attack and Cyndaquil was sent flying and landed in the Canyon River.
Cyndaquil: Help. Help. I can’t swim
Everyone started laughing but Treecko who was still crying. Then Cyndaquil started crying.
Electree: It’s only 1 foot deep.
Then Treecko and Cyndaquil stopped crying and a glowing figure came. Cyndaquil got out of the river.
All: What’s that.
Glowing Thing: I’m Hermes thew messenger fairy god. Zeus sent me to say if see anyone with winged sandals to please give them to me that is all.
Two men: Look its Hermes can I have your autograph.
Hermes: Well I can’t say no.
Hermes starts to sign their books.
Cyndaquil: Why don’t you get my autograph. After all I am greater then all of the fairy gods.
Timmy: Yeah! I’m greater then all the fairy gods too.
Cosmo: Especially Hermes.
Timmy: Yah! Hermes is the dumb messenger.
Wanda: I wouldn’t-
Timmy: Hermes is so stupid the ground is smarter.
Cyndaquil: DA. Cosmo is smarter.
Cosmo: Everything’s smarter than Hermes.
Timmy: Yah! If anything in the world were dumber I’d die.
Cyndaquil: Same here.
Cosmo: So Right
Electree + Wanda: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Hermes turned around
Hermes: What did I just here?
Rudebeep: Sir, those 3 were just making fun of you.
Hermes attacked and transformed Cosmo into an ant and he made so he could change back. He turned Timmy into a cow, and then faced Cyndaquil. Cyndaquil swiped at Hermes and took his winged sandals. Hermes fell form the 1 foot in the air that he was. Cyndaquil threw Hermes’s sandals far into the river about 25 feet away the river carried it off rapidly.
Hermes: No, not my sandals. I will punish you later Cyndaquil.
Cyndaquil: Wanda change Timmy and Cosmo back to normal.
Wanda: Well da.
Wanda changed them back to normal.
Electree: Did you learn your lesson.
Cosmo, Timmy, and Cyndaquil: No!
Joe: Our group would have made fun of that pickle face, Hermes, who is soooo stupid but we knew we’d punished.
Rudebeep: Same here.
Electree: But Why.
All but Wanda and Electree: Because he is the stupidest thing ever invented.
Wanda: But, But-
Suddenly everyone falls into the river and then it gets deeper and suddenly everyone is rapidly going down the river.
Hermes: I told you you’d pay. All of you. All.
Wanda: What did Electree and me do?
Hermes: Being friends with the culprits (beep.)
They flowed down the river of Broken Dreams.
Back with Pikachu. Pikachu, and Charmander were getting out of So What’s car into the open desert near Granbull’s evil lair.
So What: Have a bad time.
But Why: You’re so negative. But Why?!?!
Echo: But Why
Water W.: Goodbye.
Echo: Bye.
So What and But Why: Bye.
Pikachu and Charmander: Bye
Echo: Bye
Charmander: You already said bye.
Echo: Bye.
Charmander: Whatever.
Echo: Whatever.
SO Charmander and Pikachu entered the evil lair and they were surprised to find that is was a girly mall.
Charmander: Oh the horror.
Pikachu: I know one of the worst shops is here.
Charmander: I didn’t know Granbull was a girl.
Pikachu: He’s not.
Charmander: Ewe. Gross.
Pikachu: No it says up there that Granbull is a boy.
Charmander: Still gross.
Pikachu: Let’s go because neither of them are here.
Pikachu and Charmander stepped outside, then a glowing figure appeared.
Charmander: Who is this?
Pikachu: I don’t know.
Glowing figure: I’m Zeus the sky fairy god. I sent myself say if you see anyone with winged sandals to please give them to Hermes or to tell who has them. That is all.
Pikachu: Cool. I got to talk to Zeus.
Charmander: I know.
Pikachu and Charmander hug.
Charmander and Pikachu: ewe.
They stopped hugging.
Pikachu: Well how will we get back to the hotel.
Charmander: I could turn into a Charizard and fly you there.
Pikachu: But you would drop me.
Charmander: Oh yeah I would.
Just then an arrow shot out at 20 miles per hour and almost hit Pikachu.
A centaur in the bushes: What I missed?
Pikachu: Who are you?
The Centaur: I’m Chester Centaur from the land of Xanth.
Pikachu: Oh you. The one who cares about his rump a lot.
Charmander: Yeah. The one who supposed to have a good shot all of the time.
Chester: But if I killed one of you it would ruin the story.
Pikachu: Oh yeah.
Charmander: We’re lucky that you didn’t kill us.
Chester: Exactly
Pikachu: So which way is the hotel.
Chester: Oh that road with the cactus. On second thought I think it is the road that is clear.
So they walked into an open field. Just then a dragon came from the sky.
Chester: Oh no. The Gap Dragon is here. Gap Dragon why are you here?
Gap Dragon: Taking a break.
Chester: Then we’ll fight
Gap Dragon: Fine.
First Pikachu attacked the Gap Dragon with Thunder, but the gap Dragon defended with his tail. Then the Gap Dragon flicked his tail at Chester’s handsome but, (Fircoal’s note: I defiantly got that from the Xanth series.) but Charmander defended with Fire Blast. Bam the Gap Dragon flew away.
Charmander: Oh yeah we won.
Chester: You two are weaker then I thought.
Pikachu: What do you mean we did everything. You did nothing. Nothing you just watched out for your but.
Chester: Hey. I’m greater than Zeus is.
Zeus: Did you just say you were stronger than me. Now you will fall into a hole.
Pikachu, Charmander, and Chester fell into a hole trapping them with an obvious way out.
Charmander: What will we do?
Pikachu: I don’t know.
You’re probably wondering what happened to the others. You will find out later but right now, we’re going back to something started on Page 3. Now we’ll see what happened at the horrible hotel.
Butterfree: Hello I’m here for our 10 rooms.
Cashier: Sorry we only have 11 rooms.
Butterfree: But if you have 11 rooms can’t we have 10 of them.
Cashier: Sorry. I mean that we have 11 rooms being used.
Butterfree: Then how many rooms are vacant.
Cashier: What does vacant mean?
Butterfree: (angry) it means available.
Cashier: What does available mean?
Butterfree: (angrier) it means able to have or use.
Cashier: What is a room?
Butterfree: (very angry) A (beepin) place in this (beepin) hotel.
Cashier: 50 million.
Butterfree: then can I have 10 of them.
Cashier: But there’s only 50 million left.
Butterfree walks away mad.
Butterpink: Bayleef why don’t you try.
Bayleef: I already did.
Butterpink: Torchic you do it.
Torchic: I don’t want ten rooms. I want me goo goo ba ba
Cashier: Here’s a card for 10 rooms.
Torchic takes the card and walks back to the group. They get up start walking to their rooms.
Butterfree: How’d you do that.
Torchic: I just spoke nonsense
A kid: Hello.
Torchic: Who are you?
Kid: I’m Jimmy Neutron.
Torchic: Jimmy Nerdtron.
Jimmy: No Neutron, For Jimmy Neutron boy genius.
All but Jimmy: Never heard of you.
Jimmy: Well I’ve built many inventions, in fact I’m world famous. And are you.
Torchic: No.
Just then a glowing figure came.
All: What’s that.
Glowing figure: I’m Athena the wisdom fairy god. Zeus sent me say if you see anyone with winged sandals to please give them to Hermes or to tell who has them. That is all.
Jimmy: It’s Athena. I’m way smarter than she is.
Torchic: Well so am I. It doesn’t take anything at all to be smarter than Athena is.
Athena: How dare you say that about me.
Athena flew them up into the sky they flew and landed somewhere you’ll find out later.
Back inside the hole Pikachu, Charmander, and Chester were in a fight.
Chester: It’s all you’re fault Pikachu.
Pikachu: Me? If you weren’t so arrogant we wouldn’t be here.
Charmander: Yah.
Chester: But you said you were better than the gods are.
Pikachu: That was you.
Chester: But you made me.
Pikachu: You’re so arrogant that you said but in your last sentence.
Chester: It was a different but.
Pikachu: There you go again.
Chester: It’s different.
Charmander: Shut up. We have to work together to get out here. We are all to blame for this, so let’s work together.
Pikachu and Chester: O.K.
So Pikachu, Charmander, and Chester all thought and all got ideas for how to get out of here.
Pikachu: We could use a ziziyizi to turn the dirt into candy. Then we could eat the candy.
Chester: is it real?
Pikachu: No.
Chester: WE should use a yiyiziyi to turn the dirt into fire.
Pikachu: Is it real and the fire would burn and kill us.
Chester: Yes but it got destroyed.
Charmander: WE could just use that ladder.
Charmander pointed to the obvious ladder that was leaning against the walls of the hole.
Chester: Why didn’t I think of that?
Pikachu: O.K.
So they climbed up the obvious ladder, and got to the top of the hole and stumbled back onto the ground.
Charmander: I’m free.
Pikachu: Yes.
Chester: Now my but can have some air.
Pikachu: See now you’re talking about your but again.
Charmander: Let’s go.
So they walk along the “safe” path. But nothing came. Nothing. Noda. Nothimg. I think you get the point. So they ran into another dragon.
Dragon: I’m the American dragon.
Pikachu: O.K. Bye.
Charmander: Why are we going so soon.
Pikachu: I know he will be trouble.
Charmander: How?
Pikachu: Because.
Charmander: But Why?
Pikachu: Let’s just go.
Charmander: Fine.
So they set of on an adventure to claim an orb to save old sick Grandma Bob Joe.
Pikachu: No we’re not.
Narrator: Yes you are.
Charmander: No we’re not.
Narrator: Then what are you doing.
Pikachu: Trying to save Cyndaquil.
Narrator: Then who is trying to save old Grandma Bob Joe.
Pikachu: That was Thomas Joe.
Charmander: I bet Cyndaquil would have said Martin Luther King.
Pikachu: Yah!
Narrator: Fine. I was just testing you.
Pikachu: Yah right!
Narrator: Of course I was.
Charmander: And Christopher Columbus when to the Americas in 1492.
Pikachu: Charmander that exactly happened, don’t talk like Cyndaquil.
Charmander: Or any of the other ones.
Pikachu: Or the narrator.
Charmander: Or any of the other stupid people in the world.
Chester: Everyone is going to hear what you just said.
Charmander: Awe Come on. But Why?
Pikachu: Because
Charmander: Sneed
Pikachu: Snerd
Narrator: Get on with the show.
Pikachu: O.K.
So anyway just then a terrible menace came. So horrible it is feared by man and woman alike.
Pikachu: Oh no it’s it’s.
Charmander: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It can’t be.
Chester: But Why?
A man in the Audience: The narrator.
Narrator: No! Hey!
Charmander: It’s Barney the dinosaur.
Charmander used Fire Blast to quickly burn Barney. Pikachu then used thunder to weaken Barney. Then Chester kicked Barney into Kingdom Come.
Charmander: How did he get here?
Pikachu: I don’t know
Then they reached a river. On the other side were two large figures and one small one.
Pikachu: What are they?
Charmander: I don’t know.
Down the river of broken dreams everyone was complaining.
Cosmo: It’s all your fault.
Timmy: No it’s yours.
Rudebeep: It’s yours all the way.
Cosmo: No it’s my fault.
Timmy: No it’s mine.
This went on until they got to a very very very very very very very very very very small pond. Everyone got out.
Joe: Oh thank Zeus.
Cyndaquil: What was that?
Electree: I don’t know.
Three figures came out of a bush.
Treecko: Srecal, Nitecer, Bluh-Bluh, how are you doing.
Electree: Who?
Treecko: Animals you wouldn’t know.
Srecal: Good we’re here to find a magic tree.
Cyndaquil: You mean this one.
Cyndaquil pointed to a bush.
Srecal: No the one next to it.
Cyndaquil: This one.
Cyndaquil points to a bush on the other side of the pond.
Srecal: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Tree: Get into 4 groups of 3 and 1 group of 2.
They got into groups.
Tree: Good. First group
Joe, Jim, and the other guy stepped up.
Tree: Ah Bandits. I think I’ll send you to a volcano, An active volcano.
Bandits: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
They flew out into a volcano. The second group, Granbull, Rudebeep, and Cyndaquil stepped up.
Tree: Next a bandit, a rude mouth, and a dummy.
Cyndaquil: Hey. I’m no (beepin) rude mouth.
Tree: You’re the dummy.
Cyndaquil: I’m not that neither.
The tree hit Granbull and Rudebeep to the canyon, and he hit Cyndaquil to Granbull’s hideout.
Tree: Next.
Srecal: We are.
Srecal, Nitecer, and Bluh-Bluh stepped up.
Tree: O.K.
The Tree hit them back to their home.
Tree: Next.
Timmy and his godparents stepped up.
Tree: Hotel.
The tree hit them to the hotel.
Tree: Next
Treecko and Electree stepped up.
Tree: Hotel too.
When Treecko and Electree got to the hotel they saw Timmy and said goodbye. Just then a jeep pulled up.
A Man: DO you know a Pikachu and Charmander.
A Forest Sprite: Pikachu and Charmander.
The Man: I already said that.
The Forest Sprite: that.
A thing in the back: They were trying to save Cyndaquil.
Treecko: Yah we do! But we found Cyndaquil and the bandits but they escaped.
The Sprite: them
Man: I’m Water W. and that’s Echo.
Echo: Echo.
Thing: I’m So What and next to me is my best friend But Why.
But Why: But Why?
Echo: But Why.
So What: So What!
But Why: But Why?
So What: So What.
Echo: What
So What: (bursting with anger) Shut up! The reason that we came to find you is that they left their jackets here.
So What handed Treecko the jackets.
Treecko: That’s nice but these aren’t their jackets.
So What: So What. Just keep them.
Treecko: Is he always this grumpy.
But Why: Yes.
So What: What.
So What attacks But Why.
Echo: What.
Water: Bye.
The jeep drove off.
Electree: That was weird.
Treecko: Yup. But I gotta use for these jackets.
Electree: What. I don’t our part to end.
Treecko: We’ll cut them up and throw them on our friends.
Electree: Great let’s get to work.
Back in the air Butterfree, Jimmy Neutron, Bayleef, and Torchic were flying down towards the ground.
Jimmy: Oh no we’re going to crash.
They landed right in a bad fortunately, unfortunately story. Fortunately they were unharmed. Unfortunately they landed in cow manure land. Fortunately they were right next to shower land.
Butterfree: Air.
Jimmy: What are we covered in?
Bayleef: You tell us genius.
Butterfree: Let’s all just take showers.
Bayleef: Naked?
Jimmy: Ewe. Think of something else.
Torchic: You’re the genius, tell us.
Jimmy: Let’s just walk on. I bet it’s just mud.
Butterfree: How about whoever takes a shower takes a shower. Got it.
All but Butterfree: Yes.
Only Butterfree took a shower. The other three just tried to look their best with what they looked like right then.
A dragon landed just after Butterfree dried himself.
Butterfree: Who are you.
The Dragon: I’m the Gap Dragon, and why are those 3 covered in cow manure.
Bayleef, Jimmy, and Torchic start taking showers.
Butterfree: So why are you here.
Gap Dragon: Invite.
Butterfree: Do you know where the nearest hotel is?
Gap Dragon: It’s a ¼ mile north.
Butterfree: Thanks. Let’s go.
Jimmy, Torchic, and Bayleef, go on a ¼ mile walk with Butterfree. When they got there to their surprise it was an old broken down house hotel. They walked on without any talking and then came to a big mini-mall for girls.
Bayleef: Cool.
Just then Cyndaquil came flying out of the air and landed on Jimmy then Bayleef and then Torchic. When the Cyndaquil landed on Jimmy’s head he set Jimmy’s hair on fire. When he landed on Bayleef’s it set her on fire. But when Cyndaquil landed on Torchic nothing happened because Torchic is a fire type.
Jimmy: Water.
Bayleef: Water
Posachu: Water
Negachu: Water
Totodile: Water.
Bayleef: Hair treatment.
Cyndaquil: Hi guys. Hey wait Posachu, Negachu, and Totodile aren’t here.
Butterfree: What.
Butterfree splashed water onto Bayleef and Jimmy.
Jimmy: My hair is ruined.
Bayleef: Mine too.
Jimmy: Let’s go inside.
Bayleef: Sure.
Jimmy and Bayleef went into the girl mini mall and see Build a bear and Limited too.
Jimmy and Bayleef: Perfect.
Jimmy and Bayleef go outside and see that Cyndaquil is sleeping. They sneak Cyndaquil into the shops and start dressing him up in girls’ clothes and stuff. Then they sneaked him back outside. Then they went back into the mall.
Bayleef: That’ll teach him.
Jimmy and Bayleef went to get hair products and clothes and came out of the mall.
Cyndaquil woke up to the sound of a jeep, but there was on jeep. The sound of the jeep stopped.
Cyndaquil: Is someone here?
Echo: Here?
Bayleef: Water.
Jimmy: Water.
Torchic: But Why?
Echo: Why
Water W.: Water
Jimmy: Nooooo!
Cyndaquil: What
Echo: What
So What: So
Echo: SO
But Why: But Why
Echo: Why
Cyndaquil: Jeep become clear.
Echo: clear.
Suddenly everything became clear.
Water W. Hi I’m Water W. Do you know Pikachu and Charmander.
Echo: And Charmander.
Water W.: I all ready said that Echo.
Echo: that Echo.
So What: I’m So What. Pikachu and Charmander were trying to save Cyndaquil. We dropped them off here, at Granbull’s evil lair.
Bayleef: You mean this girls’ mini mall, this Cyndaquil, and some stupid Granbull.
Echo: Cyndaquil.
Water: Yes.
So What: This is my friend But Why. Oh and his there any reason why this Cyndaquil, that I heard was a boy, all dressed up in girl’s clothes.
Cyndaquil: What!
Cyndaquil attacked the Narrator quickly and headbutts him into Kingdom Come. So I’m the new new narrator. Cyndaquil toke off the clothes.
Water: Well they left their pants with us. Here.
Water W. gave them the old looking pants. Then the jeep roared and drove off.
Cyndaquil: But these aren’t their pants.
Echo: Pants.
Bayleef: it doesn’t take a magician to know that.
Jimmy: So maybe they found them while you were gone.
Bayleef: Whatever!
Butterfree: Well this trip is weird which way is the hotel anyway?
Jimmy: The other going away from the store.
So they started walking on Illusion Blvd.
As you might not know they’re on the road that Pikachu and Charmander started out on. It’s a maze, a big maze. The question you’re probably wondering is that, What did Pikachu and Charmander really leave behind? What are those odd clothes? Who are the 3 figures at the end of Pikachu’s part. Tune into Part 2 to find out.
Pikachu and friends were just getting of a plane that was filled with famous people and heroes. After a pummeling of Barney the Dinosaur everyone was tried.
Bulbasaur: That was some beating.
Negachu: Yah! We knocked him into Kingdom Come.
Cyndaquil: I think we are in Kingdom Come.
Clueless Man: We are?
Pikachu: No we’re not
Totodile: Yes we are.
Posachu: No we’re not because Pikachu is right.
Treecko: No Totodile is right.
Pizza: We’re in Dry Dry Desert.
Everyone starts fighting while Electree and Togepi start walking to a Wingull. Electree shocks it and Togepi tries to eat it.
Wingull: What’s your problem (beep)
Electree: Nothing.
Togepi stared walking off a cliff.
Pikachu: Togepi!
Wingull: Don’t look at me (beep)
Charmander/Charizard: Oh it’s on.
Wingull: Any time any place (beep) (beep)
Pikachu: Let’s make it a team (beep)
Charmander: Pikachu!
Posachu: Stop swearing.
Pizza: WE don’t (beepin) have two.
Narrator: Oops wrong two.
Posachu: BUT you should-
Wingull: Just start the (beepin) battle.
The Battle w as incredible Wingull used Fly first but Charmander/Charizard used Fire Blast with a hit. Pikachu followed up with Thunder. Wingull used Hydro Pump on Charmander/Charizard, but he quickly switched out with Treecko. Then Pikachu and friends attacked. Wingull fell down the cliff.
Delibird: Oh.
Trex: Two down, 1 billion to go.
Trix kids: Trix are for kids.
Cyndaquil: What the (beep) is going on.
Clueless Man: I don’t know.
Pikachu: Togepi fell down the cliff. WE have to save him, so let’s go.
Pikachu and friends set off but oddly, Trex came too. It took 5 hours to get to the canyon, and down there; there was a Peliper, Togepi, 3 wingulls and the really rude wingull that luckily was unhealed.
Wingull: Joe Peliper it’s the punks who (beeped) me up. They’re (beep).
Pikachu used Thunder quickly and knocked him out. Togepi rolled into a ball to avoid the Thunder but he rolled down into a field. They followed Togepi until they saw a Granbull.
Granbull: I have revive and I’m not afraid to use it.
Treecko: On me.
Torchic: No on me.
Bulbasaur: Oh me me.
Squirtle: me me.
Granbull: No on that Wingull.
Everyone but Togepi and Granbull: Nooooooo!
Granbull: O.K.
Granbull sprayed Wingull to revive him.
Wingull: Thanks Granbull. MY name is Rudebeep.
Posachu: It figures.
Rudebeep: It’s those (beep)
Rudebeep and Granbull go into a hidden hole and take out a very old jeep. They take Cyndaquil and put him in a cage. They lock the cage. Then they put the cage in the jeep and drove off.
Pikachu: Cyndaquil!
Just then Butterfree with his child and wife came.
Butterfree: We were supposed to meet at the lamppost.
Pikachu: Oh well just get u sour hotel. We have some business to do.
Butterfree: Who’s coming.
Torchic and Bulbasaur: Us.
Butterfree: Bayleef’s there too.
Treecko and Electree: We’re going to Canyon Waters O.K.
Pikachu: O.K.
Posachu, Negachu, and Totodile: We’re going to explore O.K.
Pikachu: O.K. Squirtle and Charmander are going with me.
Squirtle: No. I’m going to Joe’s shop.
Pikachu: Charmander: Yes. I’m with you.
So Charmander and Pikachu set off on a long journey on a long road with out water.
Pikachu: Water
Charmander: We’ll get some.
Pikachu: Water
A voice: Did some body say Water
Charmander: Who said that.
Echo: That
Charmander: What
Echo: What
The Voice: What
Pikachu: What
Echo: What
Pikachu: What in the world is going on.
Echo: Going on.
The Voice: Water
Pikachu: Water
Echo: Water
Charmander: Stop it or else I’ll need water
Echo: Water
The Voice: No please stop I beg of you.
Echo: You
Pikachu: But Why
So What: So What
Echo: What
The Voice: Who are you guys
So What: Who
Trex: Finally
Echo: Finally
But Why: But Why
Echo: Why
Charmander: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Pikachu: Pikachu
Charmander: Water
Echo: Water
Pikachu: Water
But Why: Water
Trex: Water
So What: Water
The Voice: Water
Totodile: Water
Posachu: Water
Negachu: Water
Charmander: Everyone come out now.
Just then the figures of the other thing saw each other, and were confused. Also Posachu, Negachu, and Totodile weren’t there.
The Voice: Hi I’m Water Whayt.
Them all the other introduced them selves to each other but Trex and Echo. Pikachu and Charmander said what they were doing.
Water W: Granbull’s evil lair is just 5 more miles from this spot exactly.
Pikachu and Charmander fall.
So What: Lucky for you I have a car.
So So What drove all of them accept Trex to Granbull’s evil hang out.
So before I show what happens to Pikachu and Charmander. Let’s see what happen to the others. Let’s start with Cyndaquil.
As the jeep rolled on, suddenly it stopped.
Granbull: Oh no we’re in the Illusion Zone, still how will we get out of this twisted place.
Rudebeep: So is Cyndaquil a boy or girl? Let’s ask it.
Granbull: No need. I saw. It’s a boy.
Cyndaquil: Cut this may be real life but can I please have some clothes.
Narrator: Fine
The Narrator throws Cyndaquil a pink dress.
Cyndaquil: Where were we. Oh yeah. Ewe Gross.
Granbull: What can I say. (Blushing)
Rudebeep: Let’s go down to the Canyon Waters because it is downhill from here.
Granbull: But it’s watery.
Rudebeep: We need to make an escape or that ugly Pikachu will find us.
Granbull: O.K. I guess.
So they pushed the car down the hill.
Down at Canyon Waters. Treecko and Electree were having a fun time, until a group of bullies came.
Joe, the leader: Put all of your money into my bag.
Treecko: I’m cooler than you are so you shouldn’t tell me what to do.
Jim: I think you’re not.
Treecko: Just do what you should do to the cool.
Jim: I think I know what that is.
Just then Jim, Joe, and the other guy spanked Treecko until he cried like a little baby. Then a figure of someone appeared.
Jim: Is it Jim2.
Joe: It’s a kid.
The kid: My name is Timmy Turner.
Jim: Who?
Timmy: Timmy Turner from the fairly odd parents on Nickelodeon.
All but Timmy: Never heard of you.
Timmy: What? You haven’t heard of me?
All but Timmy: Yep
Just then a jeep comes speeding down a hill and Rudebeep and Granbull get out of it.
Cyndaquil: It’s Timmy Turner. Timmy how are you and you’re fairly odd parents doing?
Timmy: Good oh and do you know you’re wearing a dress.
Rudebeep: Enough. Let’s battle.
Cyndaquil: Cut. Narrator I’m going to kill you.
Narrator: Oh no.
Cyndaquil blasted the Narrator with Fire Blast, Then Flame-thrower. The Narrator started to throw Harry Potter books at Cyndaquil and they were hard covered too.
Harry Potter: Hey my books aren’t that bad.
Cyndaquil paused to talk to Harry.
Cyndaquil: “Yes, they are and they have too many pages.
Harry: How many is too many?
Cyndaquil: 1
Cyndaquil defeated the narrator and kicked him into Kingdom Come. Then he started to beat up Granbull but Granbull blocked the attack and Cyndaquil was sent flying and landed in the Canyon River.
Cyndaquil: Help. Help. I can’t swim
Everyone started laughing but Treecko who was still crying. Then Cyndaquil started crying.
Electree: It’s only 1 foot deep.
Then Treecko and Cyndaquil stopped crying and a glowing figure came. Cyndaquil got out of the river.
All: What’s that.
Glowing Thing: I’m Hermes thew messenger fairy god. Zeus sent me to say if see anyone with winged sandals to please give them to me that is all.
Two men: Look its Hermes can I have your autograph.
Hermes: Well I can’t say no.
Hermes starts to sign their books.
Cyndaquil: Why don’t you get my autograph. After all I am greater then all of the fairy gods.
Timmy: Yeah! I’m greater then all the fairy gods too.
Cosmo: Especially Hermes.
Timmy: Yah! Hermes is the dumb messenger.
Wanda: I wouldn’t-
Timmy: Hermes is so stupid the ground is smarter.
Cyndaquil: DA. Cosmo is smarter.
Cosmo: Everything’s smarter than Hermes.
Timmy: Yah! If anything in the world were dumber I’d die.
Cyndaquil: Same here.
Cosmo: So Right
Electree + Wanda: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Hermes turned around
Hermes: What did I just here?
Rudebeep: Sir, those 3 were just making fun of you.
Hermes attacked and transformed Cosmo into an ant and he made so he could change back. He turned Timmy into a cow, and then faced Cyndaquil. Cyndaquil swiped at Hermes and took his winged sandals. Hermes fell form the 1 foot in the air that he was. Cyndaquil threw Hermes’s sandals far into the river about 25 feet away the river carried it off rapidly.
Hermes: No, not my sandals. I will punish you later Cyndaquil.
Cyndaquil: Wanda change Timmy and Cosmo back to normal.
Wanda: Well da.
Wanda changed them back to normal.
Electree: Did you learn your lesson.
Cosmo, Timmy, and Cyndaquil: No!
Joe: Our group would have made fun of that pickle face, Hermes, who is soooo stupid but we knew we’d punished.
Rudebeep: Same here.
Electree: But Why.
All but Wanda and Electree: Because he is the stupidest thing ever invented.
Wanda: But, But-
Suddenly everyone falls into the river and then it gets deeper and suddenly everyone is rapidly going down the river.
Hermes: I told you you’d pay. All of you. All.
Wanda: What did Electree and me do?
Hermes: Being friends with the culprits (beep.)
They flowed down the river of Broken Dreams.
Back with Pikachu. Pikachu, and Charmander were getting out of So What’s car into the open desert near Granbull’s evil lair.
So What: Have a bad time.
But Why: You’re so negative. But Why?!?!
Echo: But Why
Water W.: Goodbye.
Echo: Bye.
So What and But Why: Bye.
Pikachu and Charmander: Bye
Echo: Bye
Charmander: You already said bye.
Echo: Bye.
Charmander: Whatever.
Echo: Whatever.
SO Charmander and Pikachu entered the evil lair and they were surprised to find that is was a girly mall.
Charmander: Oh the horror.
Pikachu: I know one of the worst shops is here.
Charmander: I didn’t know Granbull was a girl.
Pikachu: He’s not.
Charmander: Ewe. Gross.
Pikachu: No it says up there that Granbull is a boy.
Charmander: Still gross.
Pikachu: Let’s go because neither of them are here.
Pikachu and Charmander stepped outside, then a glowing figure appeared.
Charmander: Who is this?
Pikachu: I don’t know.
Glowing figure: I’m Zeus the sky fairy god. I sent myself say if you see anyone with winged sandals to please give them to Hermes or to tell who has them. That is all.
Pikachu: Cool. I got to talk to Zeus.
Charmander: I know.
Pikachu and Charmander hug.
Charmander and Pikachu: ewe.
They stopped hugging.
Pikachu: Well how will we get back to the hotel.
Charmander: I could turn into a Charizard and fly you there.
Pikachu: But you would drop me.
Charmander: Oh yeah I would.
Just then an arrow shot out at 20 miles per hour and almost hit Pikachu.
A centaur in the bushes: What I missed?
Pikachu: Who are you?
The Centaur: I’m Chester Centaur from the land of Xanth.
Pikachu: Oh you. The one who cares about his rump a lot.
Charmander: Yeah. The one who supposed to have a good shot all of the time.
Chester: But if I killed one of you it would ruin the story.
Pikachu: Oh yeah.
Charmander: We’re lucky that you didn’t kill us.
Chester: Exactly
Pikachu: So which way is the hotel.
Chester: Oh that road with the cactus. On second thought I think it is the road that is clear.
So they walked into an open field. Just then a dragon came from the sky.
Chester: Oh no. The Gap Dragon is here. Gap Dragon why are you here?
Gap Dragon: Taking a break.
Chester: Then we’ll fight
Gap Dragon: Fine.
First Pikachu attacked the Gap Dragon with Thunder, but the gap Dragon defended with his tail. Then the Gap Dragon flicked his tail at Chester’s handsome but, (Fircoal’s note: I defiantly got that from the Xanth series.) but Charmander defended with Fire Blast. Bam the Gap Dragon flew away.
Charmander: Oh yeah we won.
Chester: You two are weaker then I thought.
Pikachu: What do you mean we did everything. You did nothing. Nothing you just watched out for your but.
Chester: Hey. I’m greater than Zeus is.
Zeus: Did you just say you were stronger than me. Now you will fall into a hole.
Pikachu, Charmander, and Chester fell into a hole trapping them with an obvious way out.
Charmander: What will we do?
Pikachu: I don’t know.
You’re probably wondering what happened to the others. You will find out later but right now, we’re going back to something started on Page 3. Now we’ll see what happened at the horrible hotel.
Butterfree: Hello I’m here for our 10 rooms.
Cashier: Sorry we only have 11 rooms.
Butterfree: But if you have 11 rooms can’t we have 10 of them.
Cashier: Sorry. I mean that we have 11 rooms being used.
Butterfree: Then how many rooms are vacant.
Cashier: What does vacant mean?
Butterfree: (angry) it means available.
Cashier: What does available mean?
Butterfree: (angrier) it means able to have or use.
Cashier: What is a room?
Butterfree: (very angry) A (beepin) place in this (beepin) hotel.
Cashier: 50 million.
Butterfree: then can I have 10 of them.
Cashier: But there’s only 50 million left.
Butterfree walks away mad.
Butterpink: Bayleef why don’t you try.
Bayleef: I already did.
Butterpink: Torchic you do it.
Torchic: I don’t want ten rooms. I want me goo goo ba ba
Cashier: Here’s a card for 10 rooms.
Torchic takes the card and walks back to the group. They get up start walking to their rooms.
Butterfree: How’d you do that.
Torchic: I just spoke nonsense
A kid: Hello.
Torchic: Who are you?
Kid: I’m Jimmy Neutron.
Torchic: Jimmy Nerdtron.
Jimmy: No Neutron, For Jimmy Neutron boy genius.
All but Jimmy: Never heard of you.
Jimmy: Well I’ve built many inventions, in fact I’m world famous. And are you.
Torchic: No.
Just then a glowing figure came.
All: What’s that.
Glowing figure: I’m Athena the wisdom fairy god. Zeus sent me say if you see anyone with winged sandals to please give them to Hermes or to tell who has them. That is all.
Jimmy: It’s Athena. I’m way smarter than she is.
Torchic: Well so am I. It doesn’t take anything at all to be smarter than Athena is.
Athena: How dare you say that about me.
Athena flew them up into the sky they flew and landed somewhere you’ll find out later.
Back inside the hole Pikachu, Charmander, and Chester were in a fight.
Chester: It’s all you’re fault Pikachu.
Pikachu: Me? If you weren’t so arrogant we wouldn’t be here.
Charmander: Yah.
Chester: But you said you were better than the gods are.
Pikachu: That was you.
Chester: But you made me.
Pikachu: You’re so arrogant that you said but in your last sentence.
Chester: It was a different but.
Pikachu: There you go again.
Chester: It’s different.
Charmander: Shut up. We have to work together to get out here. We are all to blame for this, so let’s work together.
Pikachu and Chester: O.K.
So Pikachu, Charmander, and Chester all thought and all got ideas for how to get out of here.
Pikachu: We could use a ziziyizi to turn the dirt into candy. Then we could eat the candy.
Chester: is it real?
Pikachu: No.
Chester: WE should use a yiyiziyi to turn the dirt into fire.
Pikachu: Is it real and the fire would burn and kill us.
Chester: Yes but it got destroyed.
Charmander: WE could just use that ladder.
Charmander pointed to the obvious ladder that was leaning against the walls of the hole.
Chester: Why didn’t I think of that?
Pikachu: O.K.
So they climbed up the obvious ladder, and got to the top of the hole and stumbled back onto the ground.
Charmander: I’m free.
Pikachu: Yes.
Chester: Now my but can have some air.
Pikachu: See now you’re talking about your but again.
Charmander: Let’s go.
So they walk along the “safe” path. But nothing came. Nothing. Noda. Nothimg. I think you get the point. So they ran into another dragon.
Dragon: I’m the American dragon.
Pikachu: O.K. Bye.
Charmander: Why are we going so soon.
Pikachu: I know he will be trouble.
Charmander: How?
Pikachu: Because.
Charmander: But Why?
Pikachu: Let’s just go.
Charmander: Fine.
So they set of on an adventure to claim an orb to save old sick Grandma Bob Joe.
Pikachu: No we’re not.
Narrator: Yes you are.
Charmander: No we’re not.
Narrator: Then what are you doing.
Pikachu: Trying to save Cyndaquil.
Narrator: Then who is trying to save old Grandma Bob Joe.
Pikachu: That was Thomas Joe.
Charmander: I bet Cyndaquil would have said Martin Luther King.
Pikachu: Yah!
Narrator: Fine. I was just testing you.
Pikachu: Yah right!
Narrator: Of course I was.
Charmander: And Christopher Columbus when to the Americas in 1492.
Pikachu: Charmander that exactly happened, don’t talk like Cyndaquil.
Charmander: Or any of the other ones.
Pikachu: Or the narrator.
Charmander: Or any of the other stupid people in the world.
Chester: Everyone is going to hear what you just said.
Charmander: Awe Come on. But Why?
Pikachu: Because
Charmander: Sneed
Pikachu: Snerd
Narrator: Get on with the show.
Pikachu: O.K.
So anyway just then a terrible menace came. So horrible it is feared by man and woman alike.
Pikachu: Oh no it’s it’s.
Charmander: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It can’t be.
Chester: But Why?
A man in the Audience: The narrator.
Narrator: No! Hey!
Charmander: It’s Barney the dinosaur.
Charmander used Fire Blast to quickly burn Barney. Pikachu then used thunder to weaken Barney. Then Chester kicked Barney into Kingdom Come.
Charmander: How did he get here?
Pikachu: I don’t know
Then they reached a river. On the other side were two large figures and one small one.
Pikachu: What are they?
Charmander: I don’t know.
Down the river of broken dreams everyone was complaining.
Cosmo: It’s all your fault.
Timmy: No it’s yours.
Rudebeep: It’s yours all the way.
Cosmo: No it’s my fault.
Timmy: No it’s mine.
This went on until they got to a very very very very very very very very very very small pond. Everyone got out.
Joe: Oh thank Zeus.
Cyndaquil: What was that?
Electree: I don’t know.
Three figures came out of a bush.
Treecko: Srecal, Nitecer, Bluh-Bluh, how are you doing.
Electree: Who?
Treecko: Animals you wouldn’t know.
Srecal: Good we’re here to find a magic tree.
Cyndaquil: You mean this one.
Cyndaquil pointed to a bush.
Srecal: No the one next to it.
Cyndaquil: This one.
Cyndaquil points to a bush on the other side of the pond.
Srecal: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Tree: Get into 4 groups of 3 and 1 group of 2.
They got into groups.
Tree: Good. First group
Joe, Jim, and the other guy stepped up.
Tree: Ah Bandits. I think I’ll send you to a volcano, An active volcano.
Bandits: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
They flew out into a volcano. The second group, Granbull, Rudebeep, and Cyndaquil stepped up.
Tree: Next a bandit, a rude mouth, and a dummy.
Cyndaquil: Hey. I’m no (beepin) rude mouth.
Tree: You’re the dummy.
Cyndaquil: I’m not that neither.
The tree hit Granbull and Rudebeep to the canyon, and he hit Cyndaquil to Granbull’s hideout.
Tree: Next.
Srecal: We are.
Srecal, Nitecer, and Bluh-Bluh stepped up.
Tree: O.K.
The Tree hit them back to their home.
Tree: Next.
Timmy and his godparents stepped up.
Tree: Hotel.
The tree hit them to the hotel.
Tree: Next
Treecko and Electree stepped up.
Tree: Hotel too.
When Treecko and Electree got to the hotel they saw Timmy and said goodbye. Just then a jeep pulled up.
A Man: DO you know a Pikachu and Charmander.
A Forest Sprite: Pikachu and Charmander.
The Man: I already said that.
The Forest Sprite: that.
A thing in the back: They were trying to save Cyndaquil.
Treecko: Yah we do! But we found Cyndaquil and the bandits but they escaped.
The Sprite: them
Man: I’m Water W. and that’s Echo.
Echo: Echo.
Thing: I’m So What and next to me is my best friend But Why.
But Why: But Why?
Echo: But Why.
So What: So What!
But Why: But Why?
So What: So What.
Echo: What
So What: (bursting with anger) Shut up! The reason that we came to find you is that they left their jackets here.
So What handed Treecko the jackets.
Treecko: That’s nice but these aren’t their jackets.
So What: So What. Just keep them.
Treecko: Is he always this grumpy.
But Why: Yes.
So What: What.
So What attacks But Why.
Echo: What.
Water: Bye.
The jeep drove off.
Electree: That was weird.
Treecko: Yup. But I gotta use for these jackets.
Electree: What. I don’t our part to end.
Treecko: We’ll cut them up and throw them on our friends.
Electree: Great let’s get to work.
Back in the air Butterfree, Jimmy Neutron, Bayleef, and Torchic were flying down towards the ground.
Jimmy: Oh no we’re going to crash.
They landed right in a bad fortunately, unfortunately story. Fortunately they were unharmed. Unfortunately they landed in cow manure land. Fortunately they were right next to shower land.
Butterfree: Air.
Jimmy: What are we covered in?
Bayleef: You tell us genius.
Butterfree: Let’s all just take showers.
Bayleef: Naked?
Jimmy: Ewe. Think of something else.
Torchic: You’re the genius, tell us.
Jimmy: Let’s just walk on. I bet it’s just mud.
Butterfree: How about whoever takes a shower takes a shower. Got it.
All but Butterfree: Yes.
Only Butterfree took a shower. The other three just tried to look their best with what they looked like right then.
A dragon landed just after Butterfree dried himself.
Butterfree: Who are you.
The Dragon: I’m the Gap Dragon, and why are those 3 covered in cow manure.
Bayleef, Jimmy, and Torchic start taking showers.
Butterfree: So why are you here.
Gap Dragon: Invite.
Butterfree: Do you know where the nearest hotel is?
Gap Dragon: It’s a ¼ mile north.
Butterfree: Thanks. Let’s go.
Jimmy, Torchic, and Bayleef, go on a ¼ mile walk with Butterfree. When they got there to their surprise it was an old broken down house hotel. They walked on without any talking and then came to a big mini-mall for girls.
Bayleef: Cool.
Just then Cyndaquil came flying out of the air and landed on Jimmy then Bayleef and then Torchic. When the Cyndaquil landed on Jimmy’s head he set Jimmy’s hair on fire. When he landed on Bayleef’s it set her on fire. But when Cyndaquil landed on Torchic nothing happened because Torchic is a fire type.
Jimmy: Water.
Bayleef: Water
Posachu: Water
Negachu: Water
Totodile: Water.
Bayleef: Hair treatment.
Cyndaquil: Hi guys. Hey wait Posachu, Negachu, and Totodile aren’t here.
Butterfree: What.
Butterfree splashed water onto Bayleef and Jimmy.
Jimmy: My hair is ruined.
Bayleef: Mine too.
Jimmy: Let’s go inside.
Bayleef: Sure.
Jimmy and Bayleef went into the girl mini mall and see Build a bear and Limited too.
Jimmy and Bayleef: Perfect.
Jimmy and Bayleef go outside and see that Cyndaquil is sleeping. They sneak Cyndaquil into the shops and start dressing him up in girls’ clothes and stuff. Then they sneaked him back outside. Then they went back into the mall.
Bayleef: That’ll teach him.
Jimmy and Bayleef went to get hair products and clothes and came out of the mall.
Cyndaquil woke up to the sound of a jeep, but there was on jeep. The sound of the jeep stopped.
Cyndaquil: Is someone here?
Echo: Here?
Bayleef: Water.
Jimmy: Water.
Torchic: But Why?
Echo: Why
Water W.: Water
Jimmy: Nooooo!
Cyndaquil: What
Echo: What
So What: So
Echo: SO
But Why: But Why
Echo: Why
Cyndaquil: Jeep become clear.
Echo: clear.
Suddenly everything became clear.
Water W. Hi I’m Water W. Do you know Pikachu and Charmander.
Echo: And Charmander.
Water W.: I all ready said that Echo.
Echo: that Echo.
So What: I’m So What. Pikachu and Charmander were trying to save Cyndaquil. We dropped them off here, at Granbull’s evil lair.
Bayleef: You mean this girls’ mini mall, this Cyndaquil, and some stupid Granbull.
Echo: Cyndaquil.
Water: Yes.
So What: This is my friend But Why. Oh and his there any reason why this Cyndaquil, that I heard was a boy, all dressed up in girl’s clothes.
Cyndaquil: What!
Cyndaquil attacked the Narrator quickly and headbutts him into Kingdom Come. So I’m the new new narrator. Cyndaquil toke off the clothes.
Water: Well they left their pants with us. Here.
Water W. gave them the old looking pants. Then the jeep roared and drove off.
Cyndaquil: But these aren’t their pants.
Echo: Pants.
Bayleef: it doesn’t take a magician to know that.
Jimmy: So maybe they found them while you were gone.
Bayleef: Whatever!
Butterfree: Well this trip is weird which way is the hotel anyway?
Jimmy: The other going away from the store.
So they started walking on Illusion Blvd.
As you might not know they’re on the road that Pikachu and Charmander started out on. It’s a maze, a big maze. The question you’re probably wondering is that, What did Pikachu and Charmander really leave behind? What are those odd clothes? Who are the 3 figures at the end of Pikachu’s part. Tune into Part 2 to find out.
