Post by Fircoal on Nov 17, 2006 20:39:45 GMT -5
Part 2: Good Night
You remember Page 3. Right
Audience: Right
Remember all about Posachu, Negachu, and Totodile exploring.
Audience: Right.
Remember the size of one piece of sand.
Audience: No.
Because we are finally going back to Posachu, Negachu, and Totodile.
Audience claps and shouts: Yah.
After 5 hours of exploring they got tried and decided to go back to the hotel.
Totodile: Where are we?
Posachu: I don’t know.
Negachu: Me neither.
Totodile: Water
Posachu: Water
Negachu: Water
Posachu: I think I here people but I can’t see them.
Negachu: Let’s go north.
So they traveled north until they saw a cave with a water pool in the cave. They ran into the cave and they took a sip of the water not knowing that it was a love spring. (That’s from Xanth) Totodile fell love with Negachu and Negachu fell in love with Totodile. Posachu didn’t fall in love with anyone because Totodile was a boy and Negachu was his sister. They traveled through the cave and then stopped. Everyone took the antidote but Posachu who didn’t know about it. There was a ladder and they climbed up it. After climbing a glowing figure appeared
Glowing Figure: I’m Aphrodite the fairy god of love. Zeus sent me to say if you see anyone with winged sandals please give them to Hermes. That’s all.
Posachu: I love you.
Negachu: I’m sorry. The springs are still affecting him.
Narrator: You knew.
Negachu: DA. We knew, so we took the antidote
Negachu made Posachu drink the potion.
Aphrodite: So, you love me.
Posachu: Why would I love you?
Aphrodite: Because you said.
Posachu: I’d rather be in girls’ clothes then be in love with you. So why would you think that?
Aphrodite: (crying) Fine
Aphrodite flung them out of the ground and to the top of a tree.
Posachu: Where are we?
Negachu: In the city
Posachu: Cool
Totodile: Look in the sky.
Posachu: It’s a bird.
Negachu: It’s a plane.
Totodile: It’s some of your friends.
They jumped out of the tree and started to run after them.
Posachu: Totodile do you have any water?
Totodile: Water?
Negachu: yes, water.
Totodile: Yeah I’m made of it.
Posachu: It looks like they’re saying water too.
A jeep pulled up to them.
Man: Here take this scarf. I’m giving it to you because I know you are friends with Pikachu, and Charmander.
Negachu: How.
Man: I’m Water W. and I’m psychic.
The jeep drove off.
Posachu: That was weird.
Negachu: Yah.
The 3 figures at the bush. Who are they you will figure out in about one more sentence.
A man: just get on with it.
Fine.
The three mysterious figures came out to reveal themselves as, Bink, Dor, and Grundy from Xanth.
Chester: Bink, Dor, Grundy why you here?
Bink: We got invited.
Dor: Do you want to hunt?
Chester: Yah!
The 4 of them left and Charmander and Pikachu traveled along the river to find their friends.
Pikachu: There will be no more surprises tonight.
Charmander: Right.
Pikachu: We need dinner.
Charmander: Well I could start a fire and you could get some food for us.
Pikachu: Sure.
Charmander collected some firewood and started a fire. While Pikachu, had some problems with the Berry Guard.
Pikachu: Can I pick some of your berries.
Berry Guard: No.
Pikachu: Why?
Berry Guard: Because, the monkeys are attacking.
Pikachu: That’s not logical
Berry Guard: How would you know?
Pikachu: Well first of all I’m smarter than you are.
Berry Guard: That’s what the boy who cried wolf said.
Pikachu: No he cried, not said, wolf.
Berry Guard: how could he of said wolf. It is called the boy who cried wolf.
Pikachu: Exactly, if he cried wolf then why would he say well first of all I’m smarter than you are.
Berry Guard: I predict in a sequel your younger brother will come here.
Pikachu: What younger brother.
Berry Guard: In fact he even says that he is.
Pikachu: For all I know I don’t have one
Berry Guard: Then maybe for once your wrong.
Pikachu: Since, when am I wrong.
Berry Guard: I predict in the 6th chapter
Pikachu: But that hasn’t happened yet.
Berry Guard: I don’t care.
Pikachu: Can I just some berries.
Berry Guard: Whatever.
Berry Guard disappeared, and Pikachu picked all the berries he could pick. Then he returned to the camp that Charmander and him set up. They ate dinner and then made up their beds just to be ready.
Pikachu: Charmander do you want to here a short story.
Charmander: O.K.
5 Hours later.
Pikachu: And that’s the end of part 1. Only 99 more 5-hour parts to read.
Charmander:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
What that was a long story longer than this one. That was not a short story.
Pikachu: What I read it from a book called the shortest book stories ever.
Charmander: You mean the shortest book series, The one that said the opposite.
Pikachu: No. Compared to this author’s books this is a short story, A really short one.
Charmander: Good night.
Pikachu: Good Night.
Squirtle: I am tired.
Joe: So am I.
Squirtle: You have great deals.
Joe: I was told that.
Squirtle: I bet Pikachu’s reading Charmander a really long story, and I bet he’s either sleeping or doing 10th grade math problems.
Joe: What grade is he in?
Squirtle: 5th/6th
Joe: Wow.
Squirtle: Does this shop get a lot of robberies
Joe: Unfortunately Yes.
Squirtle: Why?
Joe:
A guy: No one knows?
Squirtle: Night.
Joe: Night.
Back on a desert road.
Cyndaquil was fighting with everyone.
Cyndaquil: It’s all your (beepin) fault.
Butterfree: No it’s yours.
Cyndaquil: Mine you (beep) did (beep) (beep). In fact you’re a (beep) (beep).
Torchic: You pointed out the road.
Cyndaquil: I (beep) did not. You (beep)
Bayleef: Shut up! You son of a (beep)
Cyndaquil: You did not (beep). My (beep)
Bayleef: We’ll (beep) did too. You (beep).
Cyndaquil: So I can do whatever I (beep)
Bayleef: No you can’t you (beep). You little (beep)
Cyndaquil: Do ya wanta fight. (Beep).
Jimmy: They’re immature.
Torchic: Totally.
Butterfree: Yes they are.
Bayleef: (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep)
Cyndaquil: Then let’s fight to the death.
Bayleef: Fine (beeper)
Cyndaquil and Bayleef started to fight. Bayleef started of the fight with razor leaf. But Cyndaquil used a Flame-thrower, to burn it up. It tore right though the leafs and went straight to Bayleef. It hit dead on and Bayleef was mad.
Bayleef: You (beep)
Bayleef body slammed Cyndaquil, to send him flying.
Cyndaquil: Why you’re a (beep) (beep).
With a bang Cyndaquil hit a small mountain rock.
Cyndaquil used Flame-thrower on Bayleef. After that hit Bayleef and Cyndaquil both used body slam and knocked each other into Kingdom Come.
Butterfree: Peace at last.
Torchic: (whisper) Or that’s what you think.
Butterfree: Good Night.
Torchic: Good Night.
Jimmy: Good Night.
Back in the hotel Posachu, Negachu, Treecko, Totodile, and Electree were watching TV.
Posachu: Why are we watching the Totodile mating channel.
Everyone points at Totodile.
Posachu: Why do you want to watch this junk.
Totodile: Toto toto Totodile. (You insulting my show)
Posachu: Yes.
Totodile tied Posachu to a chair and started laughing like he was a mad scientist.
Posachu: I shouldn’t have asked.
While Totodile was tying up Posachu, Treecko changed the TV channel to the Treecko channel.
Electree: Why the Treecko channel.
Treecko: It has the greatest show ever on it.
Electree: That is one great show.
Negachu: Even I have to say it’s good.
Posachu: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Posachu’s eyes were covered in rope so he couldn’t see what was going on.
Negachu: Poor Posachu.
Treecko: Why are you feeling pity.
Negachu: First he’s my brother.
Electree: And her friend.
Negachu: And he’s smarter than you.
Treecko: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha then why is he tied up.
Posachu: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Negachu: I think he said because Totodile attacked him.
Posachu: Yes.
Negachu untied Posachu, and after that Posachu attacked Totodile with Thunder. Totodile got fried up.
Totodile: Aw man.
Treecko: Fight Fight Fight!!!
Totodile: Who asked you?
Torchic: I did.
Totodile: My greatest apologizes.
Treecko: Accepted.
Totodile: Whatever.
Posachu: Can’t we just get along.
Negachu: Obviously not.
Treecko: Yah we can’t.
Posachu: But Why?
Treecko: Because I said so.
Posachu: Who cares about what you say?
Torchic: I do.
Posachu: You guys shouldn’t be friends.
Torchic: And why do you say that.
Electree: Do I get a say in this.
All but Electree: NO!!!!!
Electree: Fine I never wanted too anyway.
Torchic: Then why did you ask?
Electree: The Narrator paid me 5 dollars too.
Narrator: NO I didn’t.
Electree: Fine I want in.
Posachu: Well I want out.
All but Posachu: Then get out.
Posachu: How?
All but Posachu: I don’t know, but just get out of here.
Posachu: Morons!
Negachu: Hey. I’m smarter than you.
Posachu: You mean I’m smarter than you are.
Negachu: Only losers use the extra are-
Torchic: Like you.
Posachu: Why I oughta.
Posachu used Thunder on Torchic who used Posachu as a shield.
Posachu: How can someone so dumb be so smart.
Posachu ran 10 feet away and then used Thunder on Torchic. Torchic used Joe’s Magical Thingy to direct the attack back to Posachu.
Posachu: Now your getting it.
Posachu used spark on Torchic hit finally hit Torchic sending Torchic flying into the air.
Torchic: (beep) you.
Posachu: I finally hit you.
Torchic: So!
Posachu: I hit you and now I know the way to go.
Torchic: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
Treecko: No not my friend. This can’t be the end.
Posachu: It’s not.
Treecko: Ha you admitted it you want to kill us all.
Posachu: NO!
Treecko: What are you going to do next.
Posachu: Fight with you.
Torchic: To kill us.
Posachu: NO!
Treecko: To look at us.
Posachu: What would that do?
Electree: Something bad.
Posachu used Thunder on Everyone.
Narrator 3 blasted out into Kingdom Come. Electree fainted. Negachu punched Posachu in the face. Torchic blasted up to the 12th floor. Treecko looked at Posachu.
Posachu: Ha ha.
Torchic, Treecko, and Electree fell asleep.
Posachu: Finally peace and quiet.
Negachu: Or that’s what you think.
Posachu: Do they sleep talk?
Negachu: We’ll find out.
Hs Treecko: Where’s mommy.
Posachu: Down the drain.
Treecko: Don’t make me kill you.
Negachu: You already are ugly enough too.
Treecko: What.
Negachu: Good night losers.
Negachu fell asleep.
Posachu: Well good night. Good night.
Posachu quietly drifted into a sleep.
Good Night.
You remember Page 3. Right
Audience: Right
Remember all about Posachu, Negachu, and Totodile exploring.
Audience: Right.
Remember the size of one piece of sand.
Audience: No.
Because we are finally going back to Posachu, Negachu, and Totodile.
Audience claps and shouts: Yah.
After 5 hours of exploring they got tried and decided to go back to the hotel.
Totodile: Where are we?
Posachu: I don’t know.
Negachu: Me neither.
Totodile: Water
Posachu: Water
Negachu: Water
Posachu: I think I here people but I can’t see them.
Negachu: Let’s go north.
So they traveled north until they saw a cave with a water pool in the cave. They ran into the cave and they took a sip of the water not knowing that it was a love spring. (That’s from Xanth) Totodile fell love with Negachu and Negachu fell in love with Totodile. Posachu didn’t fall in love with anyone because Totodile was a boy and Negachu was his sister. They traveled through the cave and then stopped. Everyone took the antidote but Posachu who didn’t know about it. There was a ladder and they climbed up it. After climbing a glowing figure appeared
Glowing Figure: I’m Aphrodite the fairy god of love. Zeus sent me to say if you see anyone with winged sandals please give them to Hermes. That’s all.
Posachu: I love you.
Negachu: I’m sorry. The springs are still affecting him.
Narrator: You knew.
Negachu: DA. We knew, so we took the antidote
Negachu made Posachu drink the potion.
Aphrodite: So, you love me.
Posachu: Why would I love you?
Aphrodite: Because you said.
Posachu: I’d rather be in girls’ clothes then be in love with you. So why would you think that?
Aphrodite: (crying) Fine
Aphrodite flung them out of the ground and to the top of a tree.
Posachu: Where are we?
Negachu: In the city
Posachu: Cool
Totodile: Look in the sky.
Posachu: It’s a bird.
Negachu: It’s a plane.
Totodile: It’s some of your friends.
They jumped out of the tree and started to run after them.
Posachu: Totodile do you have any water?
Totodile: Water?
Negachu: yes, water.
Totodile: Yeah I’m made of it.
Posachu: It looks like they’re saying water too.
A jeep pulled up to them.
Man: Here take this scarf. I’m giving it to you because I know you are friends with Pikachu, and Charmander.
Negachu: How.
Man: I’m Water W. and I’m psychic.
The jeep drove off.
Posachu: That was weird.
Negachu: Yah.
The 3 figures at the bush. Who are they you will figure out in about one more sentence.
A man: just get on with it.
Fine.
The three mysterious figures came out to reveal themselves as, Bink, Dor, and Grundy from Xanth.
Chester: Bink, Dor, Grundy why you here?
Bink: We got invited.
Dor: Do you want to hunt?
Chester: Yah!
The 4 of them left and Charmander and Pikachu traveled along the river to find their friends.
Pikachu: There will be no more surprises tonight.
Charmander: Right.
Pikachu: We need dinner.
Charmander: Well I could start a fire and you could get some food for us.
Pikachu: Sure.
Charmander collected some firewood and started a fire. While Pikachu, had some problems with the Berry Guard.
Pikachu: Can I pick some of your berries.
Berry Guard: No.
Pikachu: Why?
Berry Guard: Because, the monkeys are attacking.
Pikachu: That’s not logical
Berry Guard: How would you know?
Pikachu: Well first of all I’m smarter than you are.
Berry Guard: That’s what the boy who cried wolf said.
Pikachu: No he cried, not said, wolf.
Berry Guard: how could he of said wolf. It is called the boy who cried wolf.
Pikachu: Exactly, if he cried wolf then why would he say well first of all I’m smarter than you are.
Berry Guard: I predict in a sequel your younger brother will come here.
Pikachu: What younger brother.
Berry Guard: In fact he even says that he is.
Pikachu: For all I know I don’t have one
Berry Guard: Then maybe for once your wrong.
Pikachu: Since, when am I wrong.
Berry Guard: I predict in the 6th chapter
Pikachu: But that hasn’t happened yet.
Berry Guard: I don’t care.
Pikachu: Can I just some berries.
Berry Guard: Whatever.
Berry Guard disappeared, and Pikachu picked all the berries he could pick. Then he returned to the camp that Charmander and him set up. They ate dinner and then made up their beds just to be ready.
Pikachu: Charmander do you want to here a short story.
Charmander: O.K.
5 Hours later.
Pikachu: And that’s the end of part 1. Only 99 more 5-hour parts to read.
Charmander:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
What that was a long story longer than this one. That was not a short story.
Pikachu: What I read it from a book called the shortest book stories ever.
Charmander: You mean the shortest book series, The one that said the opposite.
Pikachu: No. Compared to this author’s books this is a short story, A really short one.
Charmander: Good night.
Pikachu: Good Night.
Squirtle: I am tired.
Joe: So am I.
Squirtle: You have great deals.
Joe: I was told that.
Squirtle: I bet Pikachu’s reading Charmander a really long story, and I bet he’s either sleeping or doing 10th grade math problems.
Joe: What grade is he in?
Squirtle: 5th/6th
Joe: Wow.
Squirtle: Does this shop get a lot of robberies
Joe: Unfortunately Yes.
Squirtle: Why?
Joe:
A guy: No one knows?
Squirtle: Night.
Joe: Night.
Back on a desert road.
Cyndaquil was fighting with everyone.
Cyndaquil: It’s all your (beepin) fault.
Butterfree: No it’s yours.
Cyndaquil: Mine you (beep) did (beep) (beep). In fact you’re a (beep) (beep).
Torchic: You pointed out the road.
Cyndaquil: I (beep) did not. You (beep)
Bayleef: Shut up! You son of a (beep)
Cyndaquil: You did not (beep). My (beep)
Bayleef: We’ll (beep) did too. You (beep).
Cyndaquil: So I can do whatever I (beep)
Bayleef: No you can’t you (beep). You little (beep)
Cyndaquil: Do ya wanta fight. (Beep).
Jimmy: They’re immature.
Torchic: Totally.
Butterfree: Yes they are.
Bayleef: (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep)
Cyndaquil: Then let’s fight to the death.
Bayleef: Fine (beeper)
Cyndaquil and Bayleef started to fight. Bayleef started of the fight with razor leaf. But Cyndaquil used a Flame-thrower, to burn it up. It tore right though the leafs and went straight to Bayleef. It hit dead on and Bayleef was mad.
Bayleef: You (beep)
Bayleef body slammed Cyndaquil, to send him flying.
Cyndaquil: Why you’re a (beep) (beep).
With a bang Cyndaquil hit a small mountain rock.
Cyndaquil used Flame-thrower on Bayleef. After that hit Bayleef and Cyndaquil both used body slam and knocked each other into Kingdom Come.
Butterfree: Peace at last.
Torchic: (whisper) Or that’s what you think.
Butterfree: Good Night.
Torchic: Good Night.
Jimmy: Good Night.
Back in the hotel Posachu, Negachu, Treecko, Totodile, and Electree were watching TV.
Posachu: Why are we watching the Totodile mating channel.
Everyone points at Totodile.
Posachu: Why do you want to watch this junk.
Totodile: Toto toto Totodile. (You insulting my show)
Posachu: Yes.
Totodile tied Posachu to a chair and started laughing like he was a mad scientist.
Posachu: I shouldn’t have asked.
While Totodile was tying up Posachu, Treecko changed the TV channel to the Treecko channel.
Electree: Why the Treecko channel.
Treecko: It has the greatest show ever on it.
Electree: That is one great show.
Negachu: Even I have to say it’s good.
Posachu: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Posachu’s eyes were covered in rope so he couldn’t see what was going on.
Negachu: Poor Posachu.
Treecko: Why are you feeling pity.
Negachu: First he’s my brother.
Electree: And her friend.
Negachu: And he’s smarter than you.
Treecko: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha then why is he tied up.
Posachu: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Negachu: I think he said because Totodile attacked him.
Posachu: Yes.
Negachu untied Posachu, and after that Posachu attacked Totodile with Thunder. Totodile got fried up.
Totodile: Aw man.
Treecko: Fight Fight Fight!!!
Totodile: Who asked you?
Torchic: I did.
Totodile: My greatest apologizes.
Treecko: Accepted.
Totodile: Whatever.
Posachu: Can’t we just get along.
Negachu: Obviously not.
Treecko: Yah we can’t.
Posachu: But Why?
Treecko: Because I said so.
Posachu: Who cares about what you say?
Torchic: I do.
Posachu: You guys shouldn’t be friends.
Torchic: And why do you say that.
Electree: Do I get a say in this.
All but Electree: NO!!!!!
Electree: Fine I never wanted too anyway.
Torchic: Then why did you ask?
Electree: The Narrator paid me 5 dollars too.
Narrator: NO I didn’t.
Electree: Fine I want in.
Posachu: Well I want out.
All but Posachu: Then get out.
Posachu: How?
All but Posachu: I don’t know, but just get out of here.
Posachu: Morons!
Negachu: Hey. I’m smarter than you.
Posachu: You mean I’m smarter than you are.
Negachu: Only losers use the extra are-
Torchic: Like you.
Posachu: Why I oughta.
Posachu used Thunder on Torchic who used Posachu as a shield.
Posachu: How can someone so dumb be so smart.
Posachu ran 10 feet away and then used Thunder on Torchic. Torchic used Joe’s Magical Thingy to direct the attack back to Posachu.
Posachu: Now your getting it.
Posachu used spark on Torchic hit finally hit Torchic sending Torchic flying into the air.
Torchic: (beep) you.
Posachu: I finally hit you.
Torchic: So!
Posachu: I hit you and now I know the way to go.
Torchic: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
Treecko: No not my friend. This can’t be the end.
Posachu: It’s not.
Treecko: Ha you admitted it you want to kill us all.
Posachu: NO!
Treecko: What are you going to do next.
Posachu: Fight with you.
Torchic: To kill us.
Posachu: NO!
Treecko: To look at us.
Posachu: What would that do?
Electree: Something bad.
Posachu used Thunder on Everyone.
Narrator 3 blasted out into Kingdom Come. Electree fainted. Negachu punched Posachu in the face. Torchic blasted up to the 12th floor. Treecko looked at Posachu.
Posachu: Ha ha.
Torchic, Treecko, and Electree fell asleep.
Posachu: Finally peace and quiet.
Negachu: Or that’s what you think.
Posachu: Do they sleep talk?
Negachu: We’ll find out.
Hs Treecko: Where’s mommy.
Posachu: Down the drain.
Treecko: Don’t make me kill you.
Negachu: You already are ugly enough too.
Treecko: What.
Negachu: Good night losers.
Negachu fell asleep.
Posachu: Well good night. Good night.
Posachu quietly drifted into a sleep.
Good Night.
