Post by wolfgang on Feb 4, 2007 22:46:33 GMT -5
Part 3 of the stupid animal crossing story
Teddy: Hey Roger heads up
Roger: Ow son of a..
Teddy: oh no, AHHH, Crack, OWWW
The football was thrown into Teddy’s balls
Teddy: AHHOOWWWW(BEEEEEEEP)
Pikachu: Holy god mother (Beep)
Teddy ran off screaming and beeping.
Roger: bye stupid
Pikachu: he’s a stupid(BEEP)
Roger: Yah he’s a worthless piece of (Beep)
Chip: HELLO!!
Roger: What!
Pikachu: oh yah the fishing tourney.
Roger: Fishing tourney?
Pikachu: yah, catch fish and see how long they are
Roger: Sounds easy, wait I don’t have (beeping) fishing rod.
Pikachu: I’ll get you one, wait at the lake.
Roger: ok thanks
Everyone was at the fishing tourney that day and everyone was in gear.
Chip: hello, and welcome to my tourney, the winner of this great tourney will receive a golden angler, the second place winner will receive a silver angler and third place will receive a bronze angler, you all have one day to fish, and my top inch is twenty-six inches get started and have fun losing.
Pikachu: Here roger I got one now go fish
Roger: Thanks a bunch I hope I win, look a big fish.
(plop)(struggle) shush shuck plop!
Roger: Whoa that’s huge
Pikachu: That’s a large bass, you can sell it to nook for an amount of 3,000 bells, show it to chip.
Chip: OH, here let me measure it, wow 50 inches, wow
(chip ate the large bass with a fart and a burp)
Chip: OW my balls
Roger: You ate my balls you (BEEP)!!
Chip: Sorry it was sooooo good
Roger: Shut up
POW, CRACK, POW, CRACK
Chip: OWWWWWWWWWWW
Roger cracked chips balls four times.
Chip: take whichever angler you please but please don’t hurt me.
Roger: OK
Roger took all of them
Roger: HAHAHAHA
Chip: you’re so cruel to animals
Roger: I know your mom
Chip: My, mom, oh that’s at suck my balls I’m gay
Roger: Whoa holy crud
Chip: I know I am
Roger: (POW)
Roger kicked chip’s butt
Roger: Yah you are
Chip pulled out a gun
Booker: Squeak hey that’s against the law your comeing with me!
Chip: Ah ah ah. You Can't Touch Me, Can't Touch me, Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2, I've got diplomatic Immunity, so Hammer you can't sue, I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets, I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat, Can't touch me, Can't touch me,
Twirp: What in god's name is he doing?
Chip: Can't touch me.
Lulu: I believe it's the worm
Chip: [still singing] Can't touch me, STOP, CHip time, I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then pee it out, Don't like it, kiss my rump, Just for a minute, let's all do the bump, Can't touch me, Yeah, do the CHip Griffin Bump, Can't touch me, I'm Presidential Chip, Interns think I'm hot, Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot, I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay, It's CHip, Go CHip, I'm so Chip, Yo Chip, Let's see Regis rap this way, Can't touch me.
Twirp punched him at last.
Teddy: Hey Roger heads up
Roger: Ow son of a..
Teddy: oh no, AHHH, Crack, OWWW
The football was thrown into Teddy’s balls
Teddy: AHHOOWWWW(BEEEEEEEP)
Pikachu: Holy god mother (Beep)
Teddy ran off screaming and beeping.
Roger: bye stupid
Pikachu: he’s a stupid(BEEP)
Roger: Yah he’s a worthless piece of (Beep)
Chip: HELLO!!
Roger: What!
Pikachu: oh yah the fishing tourney.
Roger: Fishing tourney?
Pikachu: yah, catch fish and see how long they are
Roger: Sounds easy, wait I don’t have (beeping) fishing rod.
Pikachu: I’ll get you one, wait at the lake.
Roger: ok thanks
Everyone was at the fishing tourney that day and everyone was in gear.
Chip: hello, and welcome to my tourney, the winner of this great tourney will receive a golden angler, the second place winner will receive a silver angler and third place will receive a bronze angler, you all have one day to fish, and my top inch is twenty-six inches get started and have fun losing.
Pikachu: Here roger I got one now go fish
Roger: Thanks a bunch I hope I win, look a big fish.
(plop)(struggle) shush shuck plop!
Roger: Whoa that’s huge
Pikachu: That’s a large bass, you can sell it to nook for an amount of 3,000 bells, show it to chip.
Chip: OH, here let me measure it, wow 50 inches, wow
(chip ate the large bass with a fart and a burp)
Chip: OW my balls
Roger: You ate my balls you (BEEP)!!
Chip: Sorry it was sooooo good
Roger: Shut up
POW, CRACK, POW, CRACK
Chip: OWWWWWWWWWWW
Roger cracked chips balls four times.
Chip: take whichever angler you please but please don’t hurt me.
Roger: OK
Roger took all of them
Roger: HAHAHAHA
Chip: you’re so cruel to animals
Roger: I know your mom
Chip: My, mom, oh that’s at suck my balls I’m gay
Roger: Whoa holy crud
Chip: I know I am
Roger: (POW)
Roger kicked chip’s butt
Roger: Yah you are
Chip pulled out a gun
Booker: Squeak hey that’s against the law your comeing with me!
Chip: Ah ah ah. You Can't Touch Me, Can't Touch me, Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2, I've got diplomatic Immunity, so Hammer you can't sue, I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets, I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat, Can't touch me, Can't touch me,
Twirp: What in god's name is he doing?
Chip: Can't touch me.
Lulu: I believe it's the worm
Chip: [still singing] Can't touch me, STOP, CHip time, I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then pee it out, Don't like it, kiss my rump, Just for a minute, let's all do the bump, Can't touch me, Yeah, do the CHip Griffin Bump, Can't touch me, I'm Presidential Chip, Interns think I'm hot, Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot, I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay, It's CHip, Go CHip, I'm so Chip, Yo Chip, Let's see Regis rap this way, Can't touch me.
Twirp punched him at last.
