Post by wolfgang on Oct 15, 2006 21:41:49 GMT -5
Part 1 of the animal crossing stupid story¡¯s
Cat: Patta, patta, patta, hey do you mind if I sit here in front of you not that I¡¯m gay
Me: no no no no
Cat: shut up(beep) up, I¡¯ll just sit here any way.
Me: fine (beep) bite.
Cat: I¡¯m Rover, cool name isn¡¯t it?
Me: NO
Rover: screw you, what is your name?
Me not telling you (beep) hole.
Rover: well am I stupid your name is right on the bag, man was I stupid.
Roger: guaranteed you are, I agree.
Rover: son of your mom, I have to kick you in the nuts.
(Rover missed, then Roger punched Rover in the face and gave him a nose bleed)
Roger: sorry (beep) hole.
Rover: you moving
Roger: isn¡¯t it obvious?
Rover: where you moving Atlanta?
Roger: Lucky guess you worthless piece of nerds (beep)!
Rover: I know a friend who is a shop owner who can help you move into town. I¡¯ll call him and after that I¡¯ll give you a nose bleed.
Roger: fine then (beep)
(when Rover got back from the phone call Roger cracked Rover¡¯s balls and heard a crack.
Rover: Ok my friend Nook will meet you at your train stop.
Roger: (when I got to town there was no sound)
Nook: hello brainless human.
Roger: get off me raccoon.
Nook: I¡¯m nook..
Roger: (interrupting) yes I know who you are now show me homes!
Nook: right come come
Nook: these are 4 homes each costing 10000 bells
Roger: I¡¯ll take a two bedroom with basement, and here is 10000 bells.
Nook: have fun.
Roger: you to worthless piece of dogs (beep)
Roger: I think I¡¯ll explore.
Duck : hey I¡¯m Joey. OWWW
Roger: sorry about that.
Joey: you kicked me in the balls, oh its on, put them up.
Roger: (punched him in the beak)
Joey: YOWW!! You bent my beak(BEEP)stupid(BEEEEP).
Roger: holy (beep)
Joey ran off beeping
Joey: WAAAH(BEEEEEP)
Roger: nice meeting you uhhh¡.
Roger kept exploring after he kicked Joey in the balls.
Roger: What is that horrible smell.
Pig: sorry I farted, pstpstpstpstpoooot Ah ha ha ha that was good.
Pig: any way I¡¯m Spork, holy (BEEEP). I just pooped on myself.
Roger: holy son of a (Beep) your freaking f*gat(BEEEP) you (BEEEEP).
Spork: and my pee smells.
Spork went inside his house farting and peeing rapidly.
Roger kept exploring the town which was turning out like hell.
Roger: what the (Beeep).
Bird: 104, 105, my name is Twirp and I¡¯m a bodybuilder, and you I heard about you your Roger the nutcracker.
Twirp just popped his muscles, too strong for Roger that they exploded.
Twirp: Holy Snap (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Roger kept exploding with laughter.
Bear: oh hello I¡¯m Teddy(Burrp) sorry.
Roger: Oh hi Teddy right.
Teddy: yes (Burrrrp) sorry I just had a burger, fries, and a coke for brunch, sorry
Roger: you said sorry too much.
Teddy: sorry
Roger: there you go again!
Teddy: sorry
Roger: stop is.
Teddy: OWW my balls.
Roger: sorry
Teddy: there you said it.
Roger punched Teddy
Hippo: hello I¡¯m Lulu and you are?
Roger: Roger, are you gay?
Lulu: yes
Roger: cause your fat too.
Cub: hi huh oww
Lulu: oh hi kody
Kody: shut up you (BEEP) and you (BEEP)
Police: halt who goes there? I¡¯m officer Copper.
Roger: copper or moppe?
Copper: Copper!
Booker: and I¡¯m Booker
Roger: Booker or booger?
Booker farted in reply.
Roger left the police station and kept exploring
Wolves: RARR
Roger: ahh
Wolfs: sorry we thought you were Spork and Lulu
Fang: I¡¯m Fang and he¡¯s Wolfgang.
Wolfgang: how you doing, were not gay don¡¯t worry.
Roger: nice meeting you without cracking both your balls.
Both wolves: yah its ok.
Turtle: hey you who are you (this old turtle was standing right in front of me)
Roger: Roger
Turtle: who sent you to this town?
Roger: your mama
Turtle: really wow, no really who?
Roger: Ok my mom
Turtle: that¡¯s more like it, I¡¯m Tormiter the mayor of this town.
Roger: I see¡¡.
Tormiter: ow my balls.
Roger: I kicked your shin dumb(beep).
Tormiter: Right ow my shin.
Roger: weird.
Cat: Patta, patta, patta, hey do you mind if I sit here in front of you not that I¡¯m gay
Me: no no no no
Cat: shut up(beep) up, I¡¯ll just sit here any way.
Me: fine (beep) bite.
Cat: I¡¯m Rover, cool name isn¡¯t it?
Me: NO
Rover: screw you, what is your name?
Me not telling you (beep) hole.
Rover: well am I stupid your name is right on the bag, man was I stupid.
Roger: guaranteed you are, I agree.
Rover: son of your mom, I have to kick you in the nuts.
(Rover missed, then Roger punched Rover in the face and gave him a nose bleed)
Roger: sorry (beep) hole.
Rover: you moving
Roger: isn¡¯t it obvious?
Rover: where you moving Atlanta?
Roger: Lucky guess you worthless piece of nerds (beep)!
Rover: I know a friend who is a shop owner who can help you move into town. I¡¯ll call him and after that I¡¯ll give you a nose bleed.
Roger: fine then (beep)
(when Rover got back from the phone call Roger cracked Rover¡¯s balls and heard a crack.
Rover: Ok my friend Nook will meet you at your train stop.
Roger: (when I got to town there was no sound)
Nook: hello brainless human.
Roger: get off me raccoon.
Nook: I¡¯m nook..
Roger: (interrupting) yes I know who you are now show me homes!
Nook: right come come
Nook: these are 4 homes each costing 10000 bells
Roger: I¡¯ll take a two bedroom with basement, and here is 10000 bells.
Nook: have fun.
Roger: you to worthless piece of dogs (beep)
Roger: I think I¡¯ll explore.
Duck : hey I¡¯m Joey. OWWW
Roger: sorry about that.
Joey: you kicked me in the balls, oh its on, put them up.
Roger: (punched him in the beak)
Joey: YOWW!! You bent my beak(BEEP)stupid(BEEEEP).
Roger: holy (beep)
Joey ran off beeping
Joey: WAAAH(BEEEEEP)
Roger: nice meeting you uhhh¡.
Roger kept exploring after he kicked Joey in the balls.
Roger: What is that horrible smell.
Pig: sorry I farted, pstpstpstpstpoooot Ah ha ha ha that was good.
Pig: any way I¡¯m Spork, holy (BEEEP). I just pooped on myself.
Roger: holy son of a (Beep) your freaking f*gat(BEEEP) you (BEEEEP).
Spork: and my pee smells.
Spork went inside his house farting and peeing rapidly.
Roger kept exploring the town which was turning out like hell.
Roger: what the (Beeep).
Bird: 104, 105, my name is Twirp and I¡¯m a bodybuilder, and you I heard about you your Roger the nutcracker.
Twirp just popped his muscles, too strong for Roger that they exploded.
Twirp: Holy Snap (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Roger kept exploding with laughter.
Bear: oh hello I¡¯m Teddy(Burrp) sorry.
Roger: Oh hi Teddy right.
Teddy: yes (Burrrrp) sorry I just had a burger, fries, and a coke for brunch, sorry
Roger: you said sorry too much.
Teddy: sorry
Roger: there you go again!
Teddy: sorry
Roger: stop is.
Teddy: OWW my balls.
Roger: sorry
Teddy: there you said it.
Roger punched Teddy
Hippo: hello I¡¯m Lulu and you are?
Roger: Roger, are you gay?
Lulu: yes
Roger: cause your fat too.
Cub: hi huh oww
Lulu: oh hi kody
Kody: shut up you (BEEP) and you (BEEP)
Police: halt who goes there? I¡¯m officer Copper.
Roger: copper or moppe?
Copper: Copper!
Booker: and I¡¯m Booker
Roger: Booker or booger?
Booker farted in reply.
Roger left the police station and kept exploring
Wolves: RARR
Roger: ahh
Wolfs: sorry we thought you were Spork and Lulu
Fang: I¡¯m Fang and he¡¯s Wolfgang.
Wolfgang: how you doing, were not gay don¡¯t worry.
Roger: nice meeting you without cracking both your balls.
Both wolves: yah its ok.
Turtle: hey you who are you (this old turtle was standing right in front of me)
Roger: Roger
Turtle: who sent you to this town?
Roger: your mama
Turtle: really wow, no really who?
Roger: Ok my mom
Turtle: that¡¯s more like it, I¡¯m Tormiter the mayor of this town.
Roger: I see¡¡.
Tormiter: ow my balls.
Roger: I kicked your shin dumb(beep).
Tormiter: Right ow my shin.
Roger: weird.